Friday, September 30, 2011

I deleted my Facebook.

And unbelievably, the world carried on about its business. I had the realization that there were only a handful of people on Facebook with whom I actually spoke on the Facebook platform. Mostly I was just on it to keep tabs on people.

"Oh, they had a baby. Gosh, new babies are ugly."

"My word, he got fat."

"Was it really necessary to update your status nineteen times today?"

Why did I feel compelled to scrutinize every detail when frankly, Facebookers, I don't give a darn?

So anyway, I am offline. Off the hook, if you will. And it feels better than I thought it would. I expected to feel almost bereft until I realized it didn't care enough to feel bereft from snooping.

After a while Facebook started to get really "big brother" anyways, and this allows me to indulge my paranoia.

Afternoon, yall.

1 comment:

  1. Nice. ;) I have this weird addicting to a couple games on there. And mindless games sometimes helps the time fly by. ;) At least I have your number, and I can stalk you by driving by your abode...*creeps*

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